Skodeng Man Adventures

world cup fever

2006-07-09T00:08:00.000+08:00

world cup...
good and bad

GOOD
-enjoy football
-enjoy dates
-enjoy da atmosphere
-see some quality goals and plays

BAD!!!!
-lose cash
-lose cash
-lose cash!!!
-less sleep
-less studying
-less money
-more debts...

evaluate them ur selves la...but im off

GO PORTUGAL...
F.Y.I.!!! ----ITS PRONOUNCED ----por--CHU--gal...not por2gal...
anyways...

go portugal...kick those germans ass...!!!

lagenda kampong kangkang PT 5

2006-06-19T18:37:00.000+08:00

"Alright there mates...this is wut u gonna do...pass here and pass here and pass here and SCORE!!"
"OK BOSS!!...can wan..dun worry.."

all this time,ali was thinking.."how in kangkangs name am i gonna play with this ppl...this guys are huge!!....i knoe wut!..ill have sum nasi and air kangkang first!!"
(incase ur lost...nasi and air kangkang means...sumthin to do with kangkang..between ur legs...go figure..)

all ali's 'team-mates' were warming up...when ali when up to ALEX FERGUSON..
ALI : sir, can i play in da game??
AF(not akademi fantasia) :sure lad!..i saw u juggling kacang kuda da other day..ur pretty good... i mean pretty and good(cheeky wink)
ALI:wtf?!?!?!?
AF:sorry mate..im deprived..if u knoe wut i mean...
ALI:yeah yeah wutever...

da opposing team just arrived...wearing pitch black kits and shinny purple boots(purple?!?!)
all hyped up da kampung celah team started warming up and training..before you knoe it...
ITS KICKOFF TIME!!

"welcome to da premier match between kampung kangkang and kampung celah. im sure we're in for a scorcher today...wut u think mamat?...
"well..it seems dat way..we'll jus have to wait and find out"

PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
Ali playing in a strikers role has da ball and runs forward...passes to abu...abu passes back...
ali runs samore...past 1..past 2...past 3 defenders...even maradona not this good..
Ali shoots!!

ITS A................

stay tuned.....

lagenda kampong kangkang PT 4

2006-06-10T23:55:00.000+08:00

it was still and cold...now with da white figure gone...
adam and seldom was still as still as marbles,
and ali being da smart one,slowly crept out of da back window and towards da garden.in his head ali was thinking "YES YES YES!!..i can finally play football for kampung kangkang!!..i will win it all!!!

meanwhile at da house....

Seldom:when did u get here adam??
Adam: jus a few minutes ago..

okok....enuf of those two...dis is not their story....back to ali....

with da stamina of a horse and da speed of a cat...ali ran and ran towards da field...which is about 3 or 4 kilometres away..
"babi!! PENAT SIAL!!.....**pant pant pant**.."
then without noticing...ali sees a sign dat says
"Padang Kampung Kangkang"(with angelic choir singing in da backgorund)
no one was there yet...but he brought a ball..so he started playing and juggling da ball...
then at da corner of his eye...he saw a few guys playing sum ball too..so he walked to them

"hi my name is ALI"..
"we knoe...dats why we wanna see how good you are...(said in a typical kampung slang)

BOYS!!!GET HERE NOW!.....

its its....ALEX FERGUSON!!!

stay tuned to read more....

lagenda kampong kangkang PT 3

2006-06-07T00:12:00.000+08:00

"Woi!...apesal tiba tiba sejuk ni?!!?!?
Susah not tido ah....tak cukup blanket!.." was said in obvious shivery voice..

WHILE IN HALL OF DA JACKED UP WOODSHED

Mysterious man: Ali...Ali!...watta hell is dat!
Ali: howdda hell am i suppose to knoe...

FEEEEYUUUUUUWEEEEEEET!!and da white figure was visible...it was...it was...it was one hot woman! and she was wearing...NEVERMIND!...geting back to da story

White Figure:Ali and my love!...i'm sorry i left you guys alone..
Mysterious man:Who da hell are you...
WF:Adam(dat was supposedly da mystery guys namela)...i never told you this..but im dead now...im ur wife and da mother of Ali...NOR LAID NOR GOTSUM!
MM:WOW!.so not da obvious...but when?
Ali: :S...wtf?!?!?!?!?
WF:i can't talk much now..da truth is out there....Cheh!...Macam X-FILES la aku..
MM:but why cant you??
WF:im sorry adam..i have to go..(disappears in a movielike way....jus blinks away!)
MM: noooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Ali:WHO WHAT WHY WHEN HOW?!?!?!?!

and den suddenly...unnoticabaly En.Seldom bin Laid enters da hell

Seldom: ALI!! WATTA HELL ARE U DOIN OUT OF BED!?..and hu is dis fren of yours dressed in oversized clothes??
MM:SELDOM!.....DONT YOU REMEMBER ME!!!

DUM DUM DUM......................................

to be sambunged.....

lagenda kampong kangkang PT 2

2006-06-05T00:18:00.000+08:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
who are you?!?!?!
"Ali,I am ur father!"........"Say wut?..Nigger please!..ur not SELDOM BIN LAID!.dats my dad"
suddenly,jus like in da movies, da room changes into one big vision..ali and da mysterious man are sitting on perfectly shaped pebbles, butterflies flying and donkeys humping.
"Ali, ur mother and me boned each other and you come out.but i was pokai and cudnt support you.so i gave you to ur closest relative En.SELDOM..
"but why? you look way cooler den da beer-bellied SELDOM(at this moment da mysterious man was wearing baggy jeans and oversized shoes and shirts,with blings)
den da room changed back to da jacked up wood shed with termites slowly eating da floor..
there was a sudden drop in temperature..ali's lil brother oso kecut uncontrolably..all dat was goin thru ali's mind was "when is dis man gonna ciao..i wanna go play football..fuck wei why suddenly damn cold..i need to pee-pee man..shyte!"
Suddenly da temperature stopped..(not stopped la...i never got any colder..ayo..)
den wut looked like a white figure appeared infront of da Mysterious man and Ali.
with a sudden gush of wind da figure was visible
WWUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

Ali and Mysterious man: GASP!!!

stay tuned to find out.....in other words to be continued la...

lagenda kampong kangkang

2006-06-04T00:35:00.000+08:00

there was a football match this weekend..
and ali wanted to play soooo much..but his father,a horny lifeless man,En. Seldom bin Laid,refused to allow him to play
all he said was,"ure too young ali..all da big guys will crush you like a fried kacang at da nasi lemak stall"
"but no abah..ony my nuts are dat fragile...other den dat..im not as fragile as a nut..i swear!"
but still reluctant to allow ali to play..En.Seldom bin Laid said,"NO!..ur mother wud not have wanted this..(ali's mom, Nor Laid Nor Gotsum passed away when ali was 4, so sad)..she wud ony allow you to play guli with da other sissy boys"
still pissed as hell at his dad...ali storms into his room...BANG!goes da door...
4 in da morning ali gets up and tries to go to the padang pasir to play football(no field with grass at kampongs)
he opens da door..instantly ali screams like a girl for his life!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

to be continued.....

Holidays!

2006-06-04T00:20:00.000+08:00

its been a few days since i posted sumthin...
and i dun think i have accomplished anythin on my list...
but oh well..who cares..

i read hamsups blog...theres this sohai who seems to about other ppls life except his own...
1.he doesnt have to da balls to admit who he is..
2.goes by da name anonymous..(wow!so much guts..)
3.cannot mind his own bussiness and mus poke his nose into others ppls life...

so if any flamers come to my blog and talk shit...jus an early warning
1.i dun give a dogs ass wut u say..ur just a lifeless piece of meat
2.i dun give a dogs ass wut u say..ur just a lifeless piece of meat
3. and i dun give a dogs ass wut u say..ur just a lifeless piece of meat

so there...jus take notice that...no one cares....nope..not me,not my family,not dat garbage guy,not da janitor,no one!.. :D

Im baaack....

2006-05-24T21:45:00.000+08:00

hey ya'll..

it feels so good to be back to being online for hours...since now dat my exams are OVER!!..i have to admit it was one of da batter tests as i could answer most of da questions...hehe...probably with da help of tip offs from ppl....(da ppl involved...u knoe hu u are)

so since da skool holidays are around da corner...i tot i'd make a list of things i want to accomplish during da holidays....

Things to do b4 i go back to skool..

1.Finish..and i mean complete my moral project...

2.Watch at least 10 episodes of LOST so dat im updated on stuff

3.Have at least 2 dates with certain ppl...can be same or different person..im not picky.. :p

4.Watch movies!...if not showing anymore nvm! GET DA DVDS!...

5.Lose some weight...since ive been bumming around without much exercise during da exam period...

6.Get some cash!...im freakin broke with so many needs!!...anyone interested in alms giving ring me up ;)

7.Start a story...hahaha...like hamsup..i wanna have da privelege to make stories dat ends da way i like it!...hehe...

8.Fix some ties with some ppl(dun ask) adalah masalah skit...

9.Do something crazy!!...maybe like get drunk or egg ppls hse!...haha...

10.Finish this list :p..hehe...

ok..i think dat shud be for now...ill add on later...for now ill be too busy doing nonsense...

ciaozers,,

im still alive...

2006-05-12T22:00:00.000+08:00

hey ppl...
sorry for not updating da blog....have been very busy la...exams and all dat shit...
and some parties were buggin me update my blog...

ok well...its exams now...but i got no paper till friday WOOHOO!!...i think i can actually get some studying done for my bio and chem and history paper....sigh...da 1st 2 papers were fine...until da 3rd!!!living hell at its worst....i was already sleeping 1 hr into da paper....haha....
besides dat skools been fun...nutin much goin on.....

now i jus found out dat im a big fan of da show LOST....yup surprising..so can u imagine...i finish watching da whole season...which is 24 episodes which 1068 minutes....all of it!...even da bloopers....im such a sloth.......WOOHOO!...im so proud of myself...haha.....and a note to all...this is very true....Evangeline Lilly is fucking hot mate!.....evryone one on dat show has a great bod...even da pregnant lady is hot without da baby..hehe...ok i sound abit sick now..haha..

there is another thing bothering me....this has got to do with girls....
dun get me wrong...i like girls...infact i love them....but there are a few which jus rub me da wrong way la....i mean...they expect us guys to be free and happy 24/7 izit??..
we're human too u knoe...i knoe i may sound abit soft or wutever...but i dun give too shits....call me a sissy...but as long as i fight for wut i think is right...so girls...jus be nice when u can...and if knoe ur gonna rant and start swearing at us cuz ur 'not in da mood'...den jus say so...we will understand...
and we have our bad days too...so dun expect us to be happy and cool all da time...when we're pissed...WE'RE PISSED!...

so i think dats all for now...hope to add more soon....

ciaozers..

5 Neptunes's Alter Ego!

2006-04-09T18:56:00.000+08:00

Here are a few pics of the alter ego of sum of my class mates...enjoy ;p

confused passions collide.....

Lala pose!!...dats da first girl i seen with a mohawk :p

the class in a whole...

GIVE ME ENERGY!!.....RAWRRRR!!!.

ok dats all for now...

ciaozers...

bias muthafucka....part 2...

2006-03-29T17:30:00.000+08:00

hey ppl...
i knoe its been along time since i wrote sumthin...but i jus have to dis time..
recently i joined me skools debate team..it got he really hiped up and excited...
dat was before i knew da judges were out to get us...

being a debate judge u have to posses certain credentials on judging such as not takin sides..not accepting bribes...but nooo....dis bastard knew exactly wut he was gonna do...
believe it or not..no goverment skools won a single debate...ITS A CONSPIRACY!!

why bother setting up a debate with both goverment and private skools when ur aim is for a private skool to win evrythin...sheesh!...

Dear Mister Fucked-up-i-have-to-let-private-skools-win-this-debate...

With all due hatred..u r da most bias and ugliest and least qualified judge i have ever crossed paths with..you can go and suck on ur bias dogs HAIRY BALLS till thy kingdom come..you can go and keep on judging da way u are with ur undeserved "DR" in da front of ur name...i am positive dat one fine day u will meet ur destiny and die and burn in hell together with all da other judges..u cant get any blacker as u already are as black as da ace of spades..judge me now la..wut u gonna say..'dat wasnt ethical and rude'...well guess wut it is and i dun give a rat's ass wut u think..how many lectures did u sleep with to get where u are today...ugly,stupid,useless,BIAS BIAS BIAS!!!!.....hope u die in hell and rot there and let da rats eat u alive....

Fuck you! :)

p/s: if u ever read this...once again...FUCK YOU!...have a rotten life:):):)

im never takin part in ur debates anymore on da simple basis dat u suck hairy dogs balls....

fuck off man.....argh!!......

Holidays!!...

2006-03-13T22:30:00.000+08:00

supp dudes..

holidays jus started and it didnt start with a BANG! like i wanted it to..jus had normal futsal..
well its ony monday...haha..got a few more days to create havoc..

2moro...i got futsal again and maybe ill go out at nite la..i have another app(not confirmed) on wednesday...i soooooooo wanna go out and get crazy and play some futsal..hehe...its do boring...

recently i read a few blogs dissing migrated asians who diss asians...
well i think dat once ur asian..u'll be one forever...no matter where u stay..
u cant jus simply go dissing malaysians jus bcuz ur living in australia and u look like a bloody LALA..it really pisses me off man..

UR CHINESE! U HAVE SMALL EYES WHICH DISAPPEAR WHEN U SMILE!UR NOT SUM BLOODY WHITE PERSON...NO AMMOUNT OF PLASTIC SURGERY WILL CHANGE DAT..UR CHINESE AND DATS DA WAY IT IS...SO DEAL WITH IT YOU FUCKTARDS!!...

there...dat feels much better...so jus a warning and also a dissing to ppl who do da above...

well i think dats all for now..i jus had to gets things of my chest..

ciaozers..

Some related subjects..

2006-03-10T22:15:00.000+08:00

yo peeps..here are a few more pics concerning sports day..so enjoy la..
and guess wut?!?!....HOLIDAYS ARE HERE..WOOHOO!!!TIME TO PARTY!!!..
me and atul outside skool...sweating like pigs...haha...

me and lian and part of zazzy's face..hehe.

da egyptian marching parade...haha.

not da best view in da world....
yellow marchin team...small wonders..haha

ok dats all for now..i hafta to go and enjoy my holidays in style..haha..

ciaozers..

Sports day!!!

2006-03-09T22:08:00.000+08:00

supp guys...
sports day was jus over...it was a blast...well for me la...im damn proud of my marchers..we got 2nd wei...we lost only to the well deserving red hse...CONGRATS RED...heres a pic of da yellow(my hse) marching team

cool huh...well..there was alot goin on there....i kinda liked da karate and teakwondo demonstration...all da plank breaking and all..Pau,u impressed me man..there was mostly running which Yellow won a few la..but red and blue kinda dominated...heres a red hse runner in action..guess who it is.....

haha....good picture huh...well...Yellow won da race...woohoo!...Amanda,Thania,Nabila,and Hiru i think won it...there was a lot of food and walkin around and i saw many ppl who were damn bored and damn lost...

Me and Atul after we got our 2nd placing hamper for marching..we were so proud of each other and all da marchers...we're gonna make a damn chun party man...wait and see..

Pic i snaped candidly..hehe...looks like 'shy shy cat'..lol

I tell you...Minah Poser man..haha..she had me take a "candid" pic twice..haha...but she got nice specs..hehe..

Me and Wawa outside skool...waiting to chow..

Fantastic 4..hahaha...well...we are fantastic..huhu..:p

well.my last sports day was a great one..except for da fact dat Yellow didnt win da overall standings..Im happy for Red..they really worked for it man...i think dats all for today la...damn tired...have a good weekend...hopefully i can add 1 post 2moro....

ciaozers..

raptai day....

2006-03-06T19:32:00.000+08:00

yo peeps...

2day was raptai day....hahaha..boy is was fun...well for me la...so many things happen....woohoo...

1.first off..da kawat kaki wasnt dat good but if was fun la..gettin to order ppl around...haha...makin all sorts of orders..walkin around like it was really sports day...haha...seeing a few ppl get pale and light headed...hahaha....

2.i got to make a new order for da squat to sit down...and playing around with new orders..woohoo...i wish i cud do dis all da time...but it wasnt so nice to see other houses doin it so well...hhmmm...well we do haf a few more days...haha...

3.i got to see da newly promoted drummer.....HAHAHAHAH...LOL...IN UR FACE U FUCKIN AMATURE....try and take my spot...muahahah...ur fucked now man...it was so obvious he had tonnes of nerves in him...dats why he played like a sissy..haha..even da other ppl noticed his noob-ness....hahhaa....loser!!..

4.we had no class and we were up to our usual nonsense la...and nelson still owes me 5 BUX!!.betta pay up man...bitch!...got to mess around with da other students and piss pn.loh off..well not really la....but it was still good...haaha...

5.lastly...i got to do sum workout in da form of swimming..i still got da speed man..haha..phew!...got to eat and talk cock...

well...dats all for today...i wish evryday was ad fun as today..and im not going skool 2moro!!! woohoo!!!...ok..shit theres lighting now...so i betta turn da com off...aights

ciaozers..

pics pics pics galore

2006-03-05T00:28:00.000+08:00

me and wawa under extremly bad lighting...

pics from paris hilton's stolen fone sum time ago... yellow hse fun
dada's cool glasses

can be a painful and a pleasurable hobby

dis is actually a qoute for a ground nuts brand

some lucky and horny pig

dis is one weird ass sign i saw in a car park..:s
dat famous picture from vanity fair

In skool on a saturday?!?!?!

2006-03-05T00:03:00.000+08:00

i went to skool today...which is a saturday!!!...utter nonsense
anyways it was da marching practice and it went well but da costumes was a little let down...expected it to be better...i over-estimated amandas capabilities...but oh well...
da marchin was kinda fun actually..yellow teacher tried to pujuk me..but she failed..

oh..my sister got a new fone...so dat means im takin her old one..so im gonna haf a 016 number...woohoo...can save loads of money..hehe...no more 15 cent smses...unless to stupid celcom la...hehe... :p..

oh well i think dats all for today..

ciaozers..

of bitches and mofos

2006-03-03T19:03:00.000+08:00

im never gonna co-operate with da yellow teacher anymore man...bitch!...
shes never sure bout wut shes doing and jus get influenced by other bitches and bimbos...ARGH!!!!!....

FUCK YOU BITCH!!!u think u knoe everything about everything...well jus try speaking proper english and evryone will see how ignorant you are....

and to ms.red...FUCK YOU TOO!...you got no guts to come to me face to face and tell me ur disatisfaction bout me..you rather pass da msg to other ppl...gutless and coward bitch..!...bias mother fucker...i bet dat scronny dude gave you head and you haf to pay 'gratitude' to him...you fuckin bias bitch..stupid bimbo...

and to you scronny dude...u think ure so goos..trying to act all innocent with me...suck my balls man!!..lets have a standoff and see hus da better one...ill smoke you in seconds scronny mofo...go and fuck ur teacher man...bloody hell...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!...I HATE THIS WORLD AND FUCKING BIMBOS AND COWARDS!!!...

im gonna make sure ill leave my mark on skool and your family...dats right..ur family...i hope u burn and die in hell...dun try and soften me up to succumb to your stupid requests...fuck off!!!.....

stupid fucks...u better realise wut u did and i hope u regret it for da rest of ur human life and dat u get burned and killed over and over again in hell...cuz theres where u belong...__!!!!!!!!

random pics..

2006-03-02T20:30:00.000+08:00

dis is my favourite programme from microsoft...hehe

no more braces!!!!...nice teeth le...

Tests are over!!!!

2006-03-02T20:20:00.000+08:00

hey guys....
finally after 4 stone cold boring days...da monthly tests are over..woohoo!!

and now i just found out dat im wanted to play da snare on sports day...wut a way to end my last year in skool on my last sports day...hahaha....

and i took off my braces....WOOHOO!!!.damn happy i can show off my beautiful teeth after 4 darn years..haha..

today at bola baling sum talk mofo tripped me and now i have a wound as big as my head on my knee...watch out tall freak...im gonna get you...

well dats all for now...hehe....

ciaozers..

sports day and exams....

2006-02-22T20:19:00.000+08:00

yo ppl...
sports day and da 1st monthly test is around da corner...ant i still havent finished studying...oh well...looks like its gonna be another failing spree...well i hope not...

speaking bout skool...da juniors are makin me confused...i dunno wether to be mad at them or jus be patient with them bcuz they are younger...well sum of them are doing well but others are jus not getting it...damn!...izit dat hard to jus walk following da left and right commands dat U are saying...pfft..they better buck up man...or else...sports day is getting ever closer..so shape up or ship out..

speaking bout sports..tonight there is gonna be da match between chelski and barca...honestly..i hope barca win it in this tie..it will be interesting to see wut mourinho has to say after losing yet another game..if they do lose this game...nuthin he can say dat will cool down da fans..jus face da fact..chelski(in da words of a roy keane) is a big pile of rich pieces of meat..lose russian lose!!..

well i think dats all for now..and im still confused with her..hhmm...dunno wut to do...

ciaozers...

bias muthafucka....

2006-02-15T19:51:00.000+08:00

never in my life wud i expect to hate sumone so bad..
mr.azzudin or wutever his name is...is a real muthafucka...i seriously wish he'd burn and die in hell with all da other fuckers..
...................
i got nuthin much to say...im gonna make sure he will have a hell of time when im around...i have lost wutever little respect i had for him now man...sports directors shud be fit...not fat and unhealthy...sheesh...
fuck off...

back after sumtime....

2006-02-13T21:35:00.000+08:00

wassup ppl

its been sumtime since i put sumthing in here...

so i think this is gonna be quite long....

first off...chinese year was not bad...angpao wasnt dat much..but still sufficient...i ate like a shit load of food...i mean ALOT...but there was still a few things overshadowing da celebration...sum family marriage politics..but on da 4th day..me and my sisters came back from malacca..without my parents!!!..freedom at last..well for a few days at least...so i went out and had a few drinks and came back a happy man...hehe...da next day i went to ou for sum lepak with a few frens..and also ellyns b'day party..had mcd's instead of TGIF..haha..budget..da next day i went futsal and and played not bad and got sum junior mofo pissed with me..i was at him da whole game..i feel accomplished..kicked his ass on every challenge..den went to da park and played more footie and met a few nice guys there..sum dumbass liverpool fan..damn scousers..

da next few days were boring and lifeless..with my parents around...pffft...da next week wasnt so bad until my old man piseed da fucking hell out of me...i bet its got sumthing to do with middle life crisis...or sum shit...he betta be glad hes my dad man...if he was my uncle or sum other dude..im sure i wud have rearranged his face man..argh!!!!.....**breathe in...breathe out..**....

now it seems i cant stay back or sum shit...well im glad my mom is a bit more understanding...if he was a doctor or sum high ranking engineer i wud gladly listen to his 'advice' on studying...i bloody well knoe how to study wei...sheesh...he thinks its of no importance to participate in after skool actvs...ah fuck u la...

skool has been fine but im losing my patience with da marching team man...its been more than a month and they still cant get things rite..im glad sum others came forward to help..hope theres more ppl like dat in da world...

last saturday..i went to party in all stars in mid-valley..it was a blast..seriously...i didnt expect it to be so good..i got to dance and mingle with many of my skool mates whom i never talked to and now we're frens...haha...good for me...there were a few outstanding chixs there..and they are also nice people in da bargain..i really enjoyed it and no regrets about it..there was sum kickass dancing goin on and also sum interesting ppl there..all in all a good outing...

well i guess dats all for now...i hope to post more things soon...hehe..dats all for now...

ciaozers..

Chinese new year!...

2006-01-27T21:05:00.000+08:00

gong xi gong xi!!

chinese new year is around da corner....dis normally means...

MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!

hehe....dats normally da best part..

oh yeah..and da family gathering as well....

so happy new year to all and have a good one...urs...

SKODENG MAN...

First post...

2006-01-27T19:56:00.000+08:00

Hello ppl...
since this is my first post....
i wont talk so much...
you are welcome to comment and say wut u like...
cuz...no one really cares...